I love to read. My education is self-inflicted

This would be a better place for children if parents had to eat spinach.

Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.

I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home." Groucho Marx was never one to pass up an opportunity for a play on words and this occurs in his dialogue of the 1933 film Duck Soup.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

Growing old is something you do if you're lucky.