I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago...I shot my broker.
Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah-He used to live in whales for a while
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
The admission fee was a viper's tongue and a half-concealed stiletto. It was a sort of intellectual slaughterhouse.