I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
Women should be obscene, not heard.
I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.