I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.
I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
Was that you or the duck?
Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you're probably watching the wrong channel.
I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.