Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those brakes, but you'll have to stay in the garage all night.

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

This book was written in those long hours I spent waiting for my wife to get dressed to go out. And if she had never gotten dressed at all this book would never have been written.

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.