Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you're probably watching the wrong channel.
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
If he's been married for 31 years, he's not the same man.
I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down
Comedians are a much rarer and far more valuable commodity than all the gold and precious stones in the world.
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.