I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
Hey, when I said work fast, I didn't mean your friend, I meant the maid.
In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don't let the men know.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down
TV is the rat race of the century.