One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.
The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.
Growing old is something you do if you're lucky.
Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?" Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight.
Budget: a way of going broke methodically
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.