He thinks I look alike!
I don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me." "What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself?" "Sure she could. I just found that out too late.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.