The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract-- Look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this? We'll take it right out, eh?
There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.
I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.