Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast.
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
There was no need to inform us of the protocol involved. We were from Chicago and knew all about cement.
Every time someone turns on a TV, I go in the other room and read.
You're heading for a breakdown. Why don't you pull yourself to pieces?
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.