Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
I'm going to Iowa for an award. Then I'm appearing at Carnegie Hall, it's sold out. Then I'm sailing to France to be honored by the French government - I'd give it all up for one erection.
Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
Any place I hang my head is home.
That's bad luck: three on a midget. From "At The Circus
Comedians are a much rarer and far more valuable commodity than all the gold and precious stones in the world.