Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood
Groucho MarxOutside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Groucho MarxNo, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
Groucho Marx