An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of bandages and adhesive tape.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
I'm not going to pay good money to join a club that lets in people like me.