Hello, I must be going.

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

I cannot say that I don't disagree with you.

I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.

Women should be obscene, not heard.