A woman can smell mink through six inches of lead.
Even the intellectual crowd will have none of me. Physically, I look like one of them. Graying at the temples, I walk with a slight limp and wear thick glasses.
Remember, the grass is always greener where you don't happen to be the neighbor.
Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.
You're only as young as the woman you feel.
That's nothing - my alarm clock is set for eight.