Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now
I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago...I shot my broker.
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?