We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week.

One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

Blood's not thicker than money.

I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.

This would be a better place for children if parents had to eat spinach.

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns