Was that you or the duck?
The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.
One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.
I would never join a country club with standards so low as to allow me as a member.
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar.
Patience is the art of finding something else to do.