My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.
Groucho MarxOutside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Groucho MarxFrom the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
Groucho Marx