Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns
When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth"
Even the intellectual crowd will have none of me. Physically, I look like one of them. Graying at the temples, I walk with a slight limp and wear thick glasses.
Hey you! I told you to slow that nag down! Because of you, I almost heard the opera!
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you.