Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!
One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy
You've forgotten those June nights at the Riviera...the night I drank Champagne from your slipper - two quarts. It would have been more but you were wearing inner soles.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?