If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of bandages and adhesive tape.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it
Some day there will have to be some new rules established about name-calling. I don't mean the routine cursing that goes on between husband and wife, but the naming of defenseless, unsuspecting babies.
Africa is God's country, and He can have it.