Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham.
I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man.