If the garbage man calls, tell him we don't want any.
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself.
Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out.