She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

I was born at a very early age. Before I had time to regret it, I was four and a half years old.

I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home." Groucho Marx was never one to pass up an opportunity for a play on words and this occurs in his dialogue of the 1933 film Duck Soup.

Women should be obscene, not heard.

No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge.