Women should be obscene, not heard.
You are going Uruguay, and I'm going my way
Remember, the grass is always greener where you don't happen to be the neighbor.
Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.
If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.