You are going Uruguay, and I'm going my way
I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills
[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
Time wounds all heels.
Don’t ever underestimate the importance of money. I know it’s often been said that money won’t make you happy and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, it’s a lovely thing to have around the house.