I came here for a party and what do I get? Nothing. Not even Ice cream.
Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip
I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.
With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon.