One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!
There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?