Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.
If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay for sweeping a woman off hers.
If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don't let the men know.
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you