If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does.

I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.

Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.

Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first.

You've got a goal in life. I've got a goal. Now all we need is a football team.

When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.

Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married.