If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

I came here for a party and what do I get? Nothing. Not even Ice cream.

I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.

Budget: a way of going broke methodically

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

This would be a better place for children if parents had to eat spinach.