Time wounds all heels.
The difference between a politician and a snail is that the snail leaves its slime behind. Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the free!
Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!
I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.