Would you mind getting off that fly paper and giving the flies a chance?" "Ahhh, you can't trick me! Flies don't read papers!

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we ought to have?

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago...I shot my broker.

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove