Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.