Would you mind getting off that fly paper and giving the flies a chance?" "Ahhh, you can't trick me! Flies don't read papers!

Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.

This would be a better place for children if parents had to eat spinach.

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now

Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?

Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first.

Firefly: Where is your husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead. Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse. Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end. Firefly: Hmmph. No wonder he passed away. Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him. Firefly: Oh I see. Then, it was murder.