How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?

I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.

Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out.

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.

I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.