How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?

Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

Mrs. Teasdale congratulates him on his coronation and sovereignty: "The eyes of the world are upon you. Notables from every country are gathered here in your honor. This is a gala day for you." Firefly replies: "Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don't think I could handle any more."

What have future generations ever done for us?

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you

Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while