How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.

I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?

And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy

I came here for a party and what do I get? Nothing. Not even Ice cream.