Would you mind getting off that fly paper and giving the flies a chance?" "Ahhh, you can't trick me! Flies don't read papers!
No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?" Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight.
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket