I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I cannot say that I don't disagree with you.

I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon.

This isn't a particularly novel observation, but the world is full of people who think they can manipulate the lives of others merely by getting a law passed.

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar.