The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.
Remember, the grass is always greener where you don't happen to be the neighbor.
I don't want to join the kind of a club that accepts people like me as members.
Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded him. No one accused him of being dishonest, but on the other hand no one accused him of being honest.
Here lies Groucho Marx and Lies and Lies and Lies P.S. He never kissed an ugly girl.
Groucho: You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world? Woman: Really? Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere.