I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip
Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married.
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you're probably watching the wrong channel.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself