The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
Sir, are you trying to offer me a bribe? How much
I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.
If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham.
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
I'd like to meet the person who invented sex and see what they're working on now.