Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood
Some day there will have to be some new rules established about name-calling. I don't mean the routine cursing that goes on between husband and wife, but the naming of defenseless, unsuspecting babies.
Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
If the garbage man calls, tell him we don't want any.
Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the free!
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.