If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.
Groucho MarxIt isn't so much that hard times are coming; the change observed is mostly soft times going.
Groucho MarxMany years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy about girls.
Groucho MarxWell, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You better beat it - I hear they're going to tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
Groucho Marx