It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa
You're heading for a breakdown. Why don't you pull yourself to pieces?
If it gets any hotter in here I could use a big fan.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?" Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight.