Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar.
I'd have liked to have gone to bed with Jean Harlow. She was a beautiful broad. The fellow who married her was impotent and he killed himself. I would have done the same thing.
Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.