Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills.

I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

Love had forged ahead so swiftly that in no time it had displaced agriculture as the leading industry of the period. To anyone who has tried both, this wont come as much of a surprise.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket

You bet I'm shy. I'm a shyster lawyer.

I love to read. My education is self-inflicted