Blood's not thicker than money.
If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.
Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?