I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.

Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

Do you mind if I don't smoke?

You bet I'm shy. I'm a shyster lawyer.