I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa

That's nothing - my alarm clock is set for eight.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.

Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars?

Two women at a resort discussed dinner: "The food here is lousy," the first noted. "You're right! And such small portions!!" the second added