Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out.

If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does.

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. ANOTHER VERSION I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. ANOTHER VERSION I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.

It isn't so much that hard times are coming; the change observed is mostly soft times going.