If it gets any hotter in here I could use a big fan.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
What have future generations ever done for us?
I never go to movies where the hero's tits are bigger than the heroine's.
Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?" Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight.
If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.