I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
Humor is reason gone mad.
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication