I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there.
While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket
No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.