My brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs
Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
That's bad luck: three on a midget. From "At The Circus
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.
We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week.