Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the free!
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there.
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.
Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first.
I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.