I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

This would be a better place for children if parents had to eat spinach.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.