Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Was that you or the duck?
Remember, the grass is always greener where you don't happen to be the neighbor.
I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those brakes, but you'll have to stay in the garage all night.