I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out.
He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
I think that the Peeps or Peppies or Pipes diaries would be much more popular had there been a universal pronuncation of his name.