Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

Two women at a resort discussed dinner: "The food here is lousy," the first noted. "You're right! And such small portions!!" the second added

Mrs. Teasdale congratulates him on his coronation and sovereignty: "The eyes of the world are upon you. Notables from every country are gathered here in your honor. This is a gala day for you." Firefly replies: "Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don't think I could handle any more."

You've got a goal in life. I've got a goal. Now all we need is a football team.