Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself

I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there.

The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.

Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!

I hope they bury me near a strait man

Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.

Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded him. No one accused him of being dishonest, but on the other hand no one accused him of being honest.