She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.
Time wounds all heels.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns