With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now

Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I’m glad I came, but just the same, I must be going.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of bandages and adhesive tape.

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge.

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.