He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.
Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water!
Don't let the fear of the thorn keep you from the rose.
I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.
I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.