I don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me." "What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself?" "Sure she could. I just found that out too late.
I never go to movies where the hero's tits are bigger than the heroine's.
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.
In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don't let the men know.
I love to read. My education is self-inflicted