I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.
Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
You bet I'm shy. I'm a shyster lawyer.
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water!
Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.