I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth"

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face

Room service? Send up a larger room.

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

I shall drink no #‎ wine before it's time! OK, it's time.