I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?

My brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs

I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.