This would be a better place for children if parents had to eat spinach.

You've got a goal in life. I've got a goal. Now all we need is a football team.

Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.

The admission fee was a viper's tongue and a half-concealed stiletto. It was a sort of intellectual slaughterhouse.

The Alps are a simple folk, living on a diet of old shoes. And the Lord Alps those who alp themselves.

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.