This would be a better place for children if parents had to eat spinach.

Growing old is something you do if you're lucky.

I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.

I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Was that you or the duck?

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!