This would be a better place for children if parents had to eat spinach.

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now

Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement.

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge.

A cigar makers organization once said that I was the most famous cigar smoker in the world. I dont know if thats true, but once while visiting Havana, I went to a cigar factory. There were four hundred people there rolling cigars, and when they saw me, they all stood up and applauded.

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made.

Go, and never darken my towels again