Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor.
How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?
Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Two women at a resort discussed dinner: "The food here is lousy," the first noted. "You're right! And such small portions!!" the second added
If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does.