The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.
That's nothing - my alarm clock is set for eight.
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
How would you like to feel the way she looks?
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.