Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house.
It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa
If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.