If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up.
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.
I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy
Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!