Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

Hello, I must be going.

Some day there will have to be some new rules established about name-calling. I don't mean the routine cursing that goes on between husband and wife, but the naming of defenseless, unsuspecting babies.

Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.

I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me

If it gets any hotter in here I could use a big fan.

I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.