Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
If it gets any hotter in here I could use a big fan.
Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication
If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.