A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

If you are not having fun you are doing something wrong.

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar.

In France, for example, it is not unusual for a husband to have a wife and a mistress. However, if in addition to these two he's also having a fling with a fringe tootsie, both the wife and the mistress are outraged and the combination lover, husband, and cheat may well wind up with a large French bread knife between his ribs.

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it

My plans are still in embryo, a town on the edge of wishful thinking.

I was so long writing my review that I never got around to reading the book.