Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
I shall drink no # wine before it's time! OK, it's time.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
Sir, are you trying to offer me a bribe? How much
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.