Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
You've forgotten those June nights at the Riviera...the night I drank Champagne from your slipper - two quarts. It would have been more but you were wearing inner soles.
You've got a goal in life. I've got a goal. Now all we need is a football team.
And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!