Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded him. No one accused him of being dishonest, but on the other hand no one accused him of being honest.

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

I think that the Peeps or Peppies or Pipes diaries would be much more popular had there been a universal pronuncation of his name.

I'll teach you to kick me...' You don't need to teach me--I already know how!

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.