Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded him. No one accused him of being dishonest, but on the other hand no one accused him of being honest.

I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

Go, and never darken my towels again

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'

Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.

Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.