Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded him. No one accused him of being dishonest, but on the other hand no one accused him of being honest.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of bandages and adhesive tape.

Here lies Groucho Marx and Lies and Lies and Lies P.S. He never kissed an ugly girl.

You're heading for a breakdown. Why don't you pull yourself to pieces?

If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.