Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded him. No one accused him of being dishonest, but on the other hand no one accused him of being honest.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

Don’t ever underestimate the importance of money. I know it’s often been said that money won’t make you happy and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, it’s a lovely thing to have around the house.

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket

I'm going to Iowa for an award. Then I'm appearing at Carnegie Hall, it's sold out. Then I'm sailing to France to be honored by the French government - I'd give it all up for one erection.

There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.