Donโt ever underestimate the importance of money. I know itโs often been said that money wonโt make you happy and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, itโs a lovely thing to have around the house.
Groucho MarxThe husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
Groucho MarxI did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book . . . The recipes were to be the routine ones: how to make dry toast, instant coffee, hearts of lettuce and brownies. But as an added attraction, at no extra charge, my idea was to put a fried egg on the cover. I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.
Groucho Marx