Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.

Always examine the dice.

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.

Humor is reason gone mad.

Do you mind if I don't smoke?

Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.