Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.

There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!

All geniuses die young.

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

I hope they bury me near a strait man

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water!

I don't want to join the kind of a club that accepts people like me as members.