If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
Groucho MarxOutside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Groucho MarxI think that the Peeps or Peppies or Pipes diaries would be much more popular had there been a universal pronuncation of his name.
Groucho Marx