Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

I shall drink no #‎ wine before it's time! OK, it's time.

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.

Do they allow tipping on the boat? - Yes, sir. Have you got two fives? - Oh, yes, sir. Then you won't need the ten cents I was going to give you.

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.

You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?