Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.

If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.

I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those brakes, but you'll have to stay in the garage all night.

Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.

I never go to movies where the hero's tits are bigger than the heroine's.

Go, and never darken my towels again

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.