Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

I'll teach you to kick me...' You don't need to teach me--I already know how!

The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea.

Love had forged ahead so swiftly that in no time it had displaced agriculture as the leading industry of the period. To anyone who has tried both, this wont come as much of a surprise.

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.