Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars?
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
I'm going to Iowa for an award. Then I'm appearing at Carnegie Hall, it's sold out. Then I'm sailing to France to be honored by the French government - I'd give it all up for one erection.
My brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs