All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

The admission fee was a viper's tongue and a half-concealed stiletto. It was a sort of intellectual slaughterhouse.

Hey, when I said work fast, I didn't mean your friend, I meant the maid.

I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me

I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true.

What have future generations ever done for us?