A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Growing old is something you do if you're lucky.
Comedians are a much rarer and far more valuable commodity than all the gold and precious stones in the world.
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
That's nothing - my alarm clock is set for eight.
If he's been married for 31 years, he's not the same man.