A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon.
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded him. No one accused him of being dishonest, but on the other hand no one accused him of being honest.
I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.