I was born at a very early age. Before I had time to regret it, I was four and a half years old.
Groucho MarxEver since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood
Groucho MarxIn France, for example, it is not unusual for a husband to have a wife and a mistress. However, if in addition to these two he's also having a fling with a fringe tootsie, both the wife and the mistress are outraged and the combination lover, husband, and cheat may well wind up with a large French bread knife between his ribs.
Groucho Marx