Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!

Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home." Groucho Marx was never one to pass up an opportunity for a play on words and this occurs in his dialogue of the 1933 film Duck Soup.

Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.

Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.

You're only as young as the woman you feel.