Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now

You're a great brother. You give us a heart attack worrying about your heart attack, which you didn't even have the decency to have!

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth"

My plans are still in embryo, a town on the edge of wishful thinking.

Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances. (Either that, or my luck's terrible.)

This isn't a particularly novel observation, but the world is full of people who think they can manipulate the lives of others merely by getting a law passed.