Africa is God's country, and He can have it.
Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of bandages and adhesive tape.
Would you mind getting off that fly paper and giving the flies a chance?" "Ahhh, you can't trick me! Flies don't read papers!
Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement.