Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances. (Either that, or my luck's terrible.)

The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made.

Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast.

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.

There was no need to inform us of the protocol involved. We were from Chicago and knew all about cement.

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face