Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.
The difference between a politician and a snail is that the snail leaves its slime behind. Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man.
I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books