Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
Sir, are you trying to offer me a bribe? How much
Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.
I shall drink no # wine before it's time! OK, it's time.
I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.