Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances. (Either that, or my luck's terrible.)

Love had forged ahead so swiftly that in no time it had displaced agriculture as the leading industry of the period. To anyone who has tried both, this wont come as much of a surprise.

This would be a better place for children if parents had to eat spinach.

I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true.

Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house.

I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.

Was that you or the duck?