In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
You're only as young as the woman you feel.
Patience is the art of finding something else to do.