Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I’m glad I came, but just the same, I must be going.

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge.

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.

I would never join a country club with standards so low as to allow me as a member.

Here lies Groucho Marx and Lies and Lies and Lies P.S. He never kissed an ugly girl.

My brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs

Whatever it is, I'm against it.