Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I’m glad I came, but just the same, I must be going.

If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham.

Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars?

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Was that you or the duck?

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.