Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I’m glad I came, but just the same, I must be going.

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.

My brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs

How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?

There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast.