Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I’m glad I came, but just the same, I must be going.

This would be a better place for children if parents had to eat spinach.

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. ANOTHER VERSION I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. ANOTHER VERSION I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.

Poverty makes people sub-human Excess of wealth makes people inhuman