This would be a better place for children if parents had to eat spinach.
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.
When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth"
I hate London when it's not raining.
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
This isn't a particularly novel observation, but the world is full of people who think they can manipulate the lives of others merely by getting a law passed.