Here lies Groucho Marx and Lies and Lies and Lies P.S. He never kissed an ugly girl.
If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of bandages and adhesive tape.
There's only two things you can start without a plan: a riot and a family, for everything else you need a plan.
Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.