There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!

I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. ANOTHER VERSION I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. ANOTHER VERSION I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.

If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.