All geniuses die young.
Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?" Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight.
The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.