Room service? Send up a larger room.
Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face
My brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs
One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.