Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.
TV is the rat race of the century.
Two women at a resort discussed dinner: "The food here is lousy," the first noted. "You're right! And such small portions!!" the second added
That's bad luck: three on a midget. From "At The Circus