Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.
Gerald Ford was unknown throughout America. Now he's unknown throughout the world.
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you
There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.
Two women at a resort discussed dinner: "The food here is lousy," the first noted. "You're right! And such small portions!!" the second added
You are going Uruguay, and I'm going my way