I love to read. My education is self-inflicted
No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.
Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.
The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea.