If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.
TV is the rat race of the century.
I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
Patience is the art of finding something else to do.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.