A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.
Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.
Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.
Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication