Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood

Firefly: Where is your husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead. Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse. Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end. Firefly: Hmmph. No wonder he passed away. Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him. Firefly: Oh I see. Then, it was murder.

The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.

I cannot say that I don't disagree with you.

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns

Do you mind if I don't smoke?