If it gets any hotter in here I could use a big fan.

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!

I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.

Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.