He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.
I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself.
I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.
I'm not going to pay good money to join a club that lets in people like me.
Hey, when I said work fast, I didn't mean your friend, I meant the maid.
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.