Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Whatever it is, I'm against it.
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.
Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house.
Even the intellectual crowd will have none of me. Physically, I look like one of them. Graying at the temples, I walk with a slight limp and wear thick glasses.