Gerald Ford was unknown throughout America. Now he's unknown throughout the world.
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars?
There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man.
Here lies Groucho Marx and Lies and Lies and Lies P.S. He never kissed an ugly girl.
One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!