I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.
I'm not going to pay good money to join a club that lets in people like me.
Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.
Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out.
Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor.