Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Do they allow tipping on the boat? - Yes, sir. Have you got two fives? - Oh, yes, sir. Then you won't need the ten cents I was going to give you.
Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you
Remember, the grass is always greener where you don't happen to be the neighbor.
All geniuses die young.