I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!
Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.
As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.