The admission fee was a viper's tongue and a half-concealed stiletto. It was a sort of intellectual slaughterhouse.
I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.